Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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