He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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