In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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