But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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