First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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