I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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