ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
