break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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