The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i was born a porn star she said
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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