David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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