have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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