I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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