So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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