where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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