i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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