I wish i was in the wii world.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Found the puke drawer
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
