Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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