yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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