Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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