Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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