I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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