Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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