Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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