I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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