I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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