I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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