Jerry, you need to find god
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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