if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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