Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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