Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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