I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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