the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
honey bunches of taint.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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