Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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