so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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