the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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