So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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