I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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