1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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