Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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