I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Two words: nipple clamps
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