did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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