I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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