You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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