no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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