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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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