You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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