so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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