It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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