at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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