Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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