: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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